- Anti Joke

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Busted? What the hell is going on?

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.