whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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