- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Zach Barlow

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Your time.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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