Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Do you believe this will change?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Woman's Rights

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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