How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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