Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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pickle juice?

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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