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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock Knock Yes?

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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