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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What causes floods? Too much water.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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