- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What causes floods? Too much water.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

a man walks into a prostitute.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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