- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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