- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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