- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Badgers are cool

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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