there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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