Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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GONNA

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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