I'm so hot my father calls me son.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

YOU

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

That's not what she said.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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