Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

knock knock Labrinth come in

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

liam buchan is gay !

Not Steve Jobs

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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