- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What number comes after 29? 30.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

your mother hates you

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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