your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Bake until golden at 375

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Womens Rights.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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