- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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