So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Womens Rights.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Womens rights.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Woman's Rights

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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