Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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obama leadership

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Anti Joke

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