Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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How are you? Yes

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