Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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How are you? Yes

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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