A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Do you believe this will change?

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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s e m e n

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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