What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

That's not what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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