I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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fack me!

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