- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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