- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Welcome to die!

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

hi corey

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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