- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

how do you confuse a blond?

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

1 + 1 = 3

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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