- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

your mother hates you

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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