what do you call gingers ugly.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Black History Month

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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s e m e n

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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