What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Civil Rights.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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GONNA

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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