why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

The WNBA.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Tim and Eric

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

Pen15

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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