? I hate niiggers ?

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

i have yougurt with tractor

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

i dont like attention whores lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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