A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Cleveland winning something

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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