- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Male penises.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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