How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Sac

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Anti Joke

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