Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Barack Obama

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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whats a dick a dick

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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