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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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