- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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