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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

whats a dick a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

where wally? wallys a myth.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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