some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Romans rights.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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