Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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