Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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