- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

YEAH THEY DO.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Women's rights

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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