what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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