- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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