A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Roey Jegen

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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