Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

vbh

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

The Pope

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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