Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Well educated black man.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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