What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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