- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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