A black man says "ask" correctly.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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