What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

your mom died.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Johan showering. . . AWK

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

One time I masturbated by myself

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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