Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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im black

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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