A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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obama

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Pen15

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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