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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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