A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Male penises.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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