What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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She said no

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Penal Dysfunction

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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