- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

so dont touch it.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

black guy graduating high school

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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