Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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