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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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