- Anti Joke

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

women's rights.

Two english guys meet at work

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.