- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

How many cows say moo? All of them

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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