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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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