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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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