Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

my friend is gay hes gay

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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