I can't see my forehead

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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