It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

thumb_up thumb_down -9

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -9

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Womans profesional lacrosse

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

YOLO.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

man boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops