- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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