- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Straight men can be bronies.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Nock Nock It's open.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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