How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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whats black? a black man

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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