What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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whats a dick a dick

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Mitt Romney penis

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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