- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Yes!

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

I can't see my forehead

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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