Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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