- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

whats a dick a dick

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Cancer.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

poop

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A handicapp walks into a bar

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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