What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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