- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Women.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

One time I masturbated by myself

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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