- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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