4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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