what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Anti Joke

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