What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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