Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

raping black women

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Worst joke ever

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Anti Joke

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