- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

The Holocaust.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Women.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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