What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Women's sports

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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homework

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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