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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Women.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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