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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

shauns beautiful

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Women Driving.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

^that joke a piece of shit

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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