Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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