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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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