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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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