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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Knock, knock. answers door

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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