A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Women's sports

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

whats 2+2? math.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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homework

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

nba live 13

i like pie.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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