- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

The Holocaust.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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