- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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