Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Dogs in my home.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Women.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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