- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Woman's rights.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Gangnam style

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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