A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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womens rights

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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