Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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where are you?

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Billy Cundiff.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

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