Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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your mum

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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