- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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