- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Your Mom.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

The Braves win the N.L. east

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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