- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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