What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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