So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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