A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Your mom is fat

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Anti Joke

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