when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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