Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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The Holocaust.

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Romans rights.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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