What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

There's a car about to hit me.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Kathy Griffin.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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