What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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GONNA

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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modern love

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Jersey Shore

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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lol

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Needless to say,

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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