- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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