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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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