- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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