- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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