Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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I enjoy anal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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baskets

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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