- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

black guy graduating high school

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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