- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Dogs in my home.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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