my friend is gay hes gay

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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baskets

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Your social life.

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Chrissy is funny.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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kiss me?

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Butt Sex.

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involved parents.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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connor sucks

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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