Yes.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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neil patrick harris

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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black guy graduating high school

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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