roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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TOBUSCUS

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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