Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Jacob Edwards has friends

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

AIDS

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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