My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Hello

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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i'm funny

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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