- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

im a dragon, no im not

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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