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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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