- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Black people. They are so kind.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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