- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

One time I masturbated by myself

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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