- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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