- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Kathy Griffin.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

One time I masturbated by myself

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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