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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"