My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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