How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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