You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Tell you something funny.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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