- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

whats 2+2? 4

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Get in the car.

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